1st June 2002 - June Day Bells Heard?
Exactly a month ago, many people were horrified at what they thought were the "May Day Bells". The May Day Bells were bells which sounded at 12 noon on 1st May. However today, it has been confirmed that there is no such thing as the May Day Bells. Today at 12 noon, 1st June, the exact same bells were heard and people came back to their senses.
"Wah, after living in one month of fear, I can finally relax now lor." said a housewife who freaked out on 1st May.
"I where got scared? Don't bluff lah. Bells only." said a man who was seen pulling his hair out after hearing the bells on 1st May.
Mr Yew Knew Oo, a man who passed away after suffering from a cardio seizure on 1st May when he heard the bells, was noted to become alive again. It was a miracle in science and stumped doctors all over the world.
"I'm so glad to be alive again. However, I really do miss the babes in heaven..." said Mr Yew.
"Balls or no balls, i mean, bells or no bells, there's absolutely nothing to worry about." commented a representative from the relevant authority.