3rd May 2002 - Keyi Club™ Founded

Unknown to many, hidden in a secondary two class in Singapore, a prestigious club has been formed. Founded in early 2002, the Keyi (pronounced ker yee) club™ promises to transform it's members into real men. It's name pronounced in Chinese is ké yi™ (meaning can) and they are confident that anyone who joins the club will be effectively trained and groomed.

Listed here are some of the characteristics of a Keyi Club™ member:

Name: Surname + Keyi™ (Eg. Tan Keyi™)

Favourite Food: Huh?™

Favourite Haunt: Huh?™

Favourite Stuff: Huh?™

Favourite Saying: Huh?™

Hair: Weird partitions, higher members usually do not have partitions

Shirt: Small size

Tie: Short

Pants: Pulled up high, beneath chest

Socks: Way above knees

Items: Carries a book in a 45 degree angle sloping upwards with the base of the slope at the waist (For higher members only)

Once again, the Keyi Club™ is graciously accepting all registrations and will kindly attend to anyone who feels that he/she can benefit from this free service.

Keyi Club, ké yi, Keyi and Huh? are trademarks of Keyi Club.