26th May 2002 - Fattening Pills

With the reduction of slimming pills on the market, fattening pills have been the latest craze. Slimming pills previously were considered to have harmful and poisonous substances and put the consumer at risk. However, fattening pills have a completely different effect.

The key to fattening pills, doctor says, is the high amount of glucose and carbohydrates in the pills. Glucose and carbohydrates gives the person energy and he/she does not need to take so many meals. Furthermore, since the concentration is so high, the person's body will convert the excess glucose and carbohydrates into fats, which will increase in a net weight gain.

Commented a buyer, "My daughter is so skinny, almost like a bamboo pole. Once at the beach, you could see her almost being blown away by the sea breeze. That's why I am hoping that the fattening pills will help her, not to make her obese, but to at least put some flesh in her.

Said a teenage male, "If I were to get a girlfriend, I wouldn't wanna look for a stick. Sticks have nothing on them."

Sales for fattening pills are expected to rise as fattening pills do not peel fat.